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He was playing pool and drinking beer Nothing more'n the occasional tear But this man's life goes on He gets greased all over from time to time At the strip joint, where we met He said: "Hi! My name is Ted See that one over there, that ball of thunder? Every time she goes Vavoom, I wiggle in my chair Eh oh can I buy you a beer?" Erh what a guy! "Well I've had a few myself" he said "But I never quit when I'm ahead Too many rules and regulations, stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors And another thing I won't discuss is religion, it always causes a fight" Vavoom "There she goes again" Huh ah how does she do that, Ted? Yeah! Aaaah haah! And he told me of those injustices that he had suffered in his life His wife and kids and boss and dogs and neighbours raising cain and causing strife They were forever whining, bleating, howling, yapping, screeching, moaning, crying Vavoom He fed them well Aaaah he keep them warm Ted - Ted the Mechanic Thing about Ted, didn't really care Nothing much got in his hair The beauty of it was that he was right He was big as a truck, fast as a door (what's that?) He was always right The banjo player took a hike And what's that song I used to like Vavoom Big as a truck Uh he was fast as a door Ted - What a guy! Mmm top man, our Ted Top man, our Ted Top man, our TedStrange Kind Of Woman
There once was a woman A strange kind of woman The kind that gets written down in history Her name was Nancy Her face was nothing fancy She left a trail of happiness and misery I loved her Everybody loved her She loved everyone and gave them good return I tried to take her I even tried to break her She said I ain't for takin' won't you ever learn I want you I need you I gotta be near you I spent my money as I took my turn I want you I need you I gotta be near you Ooh I got a strange kind of woman She looked like a raver But I could never please her On Wednesday mornings boy you can't go far I couldn't get her But things got better--she said Saturday nights from now on baby you're my star She finally said she loved me I wed her in a hurry No more callers and I glowed with pride I'm dreaming I feel like screaming I won my woman just before she died I want you I need you I gotta be near you I spent my money as I took my turn I want you I need you I gotta be near you Ooh I had a strange kind of womanBloodsucker
Gotta black breast Chinese eyes Got an English brain that's gonna make me wise Got a long story that I wanna tell To a rhythm that I know so well Really got a lot of lovin' that I wanna give Baby I'm a mystery but you know I gotta live I tried another but she didn't want to know Take a hold now if you can Take a lesson from a hard lovin' man I'm a long way from where I wanna go Guess I'll stay awhile I really love you so How's about another sip of all the wine you got Take a tip from me and give it here I'll drink the lot I'm not a winey, I'm a puttin' on a show You really really grab me but I've gotta move Before they know I'm here and spread the news Maybe in while when I've moved around I can find a way to pay you back your twenty pounds Really got a lot of lovin' that I wanna give Baby I'm a mystery but you know I gotta live I tried another but she didn't want to knowPictures Of Home
Somebody's shouting up at a mountain Only my own words return Nobody's up there, it's a deception When will I ever learn? I'm alone here with emptiness, eagles and snow Unfriendliness chilling my body And whispering pictures of home Wondering blindly, how can they find me? Maybe they don't even know My body is shaking, anticipating The call of the black footed crow-ouh I'm alone here with emptiness, eagles and snow Unfriendliness chilling my body And taunting with pictures of home Here in this prison of my own making Year after day I have grown Into a herobut there's no worship Where have they hidden my throne-ouh? I'm alone here with emptiness, eagles and snow Unfriendliness chilling my body And screaming out pictures of homeAlmost Human
Well, I know you're the only one that understands Afore ye go, before you leave You always shake my hand Even when I'm crazy On fire and naked Just as Nature intended No style and easily blended You always know where I'll be found I'm hanging somewhere near the ground Help me up or help me down Don't want to lose those days When everything is just a haze I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming I believe I could walk before I learned to crawl And when I look up, the Devil's looking back From the mirror on the wall You can open the door I got my feet stuck to the floor I may have lost my way But I didn't get where I am today You always know where I'll be found I'm hanging somewhere near the ground Help me up or help me down Don't want to lose those days When everything is just a haze I'm dreaming You spin into my empty room And once again I'm almost human Almost human You always know where I'll be found I'm hanging somewhere near the ground Help me up or help me down Don't want to lose those days When everything is just a haze I'm dreaming You spin into my empty room And once again I'm almost human Almost humanWomen From To Kay O
Fly into the rising sun, Faces, smiling everyone Yeah, she is a whole new tradition I feel it in my heart My woman from Tokyo She makes me see My woman from Tokyo She's so good to me Talk about her like a Queen Dancing in a Eastern Dream Yeah, she makes me feel like a river That carries me away My woman from Tokyo She makes me see My woman from Tokyo She's so good to me But I'm at home and I just don't belong ... So far away from the garden we love She is what moves in the soul of a dove Soon I shall see just how black was my night When we're alone in Her City of light Rising from the neon gloom Shining like a crazy moon Yeah, she turns me on like a fire I get high My woman from Tokyo She makes me see My woman from Tokyo She's so good to meWatching The Sky
I sit here alone I sit here alone I look at the walls Look at the walls Look at the walls I look at the walls You shouldn't be out on your own Oh no, not with a condition like that Oh no, sir, constant care A condition like that, a condition so rare A penny for the guy, a penny for your thoughts One a penny, two a penny, penny in your pocket Ding dong bell, who can tell Wild Man Fisher got nothing on me I sit by the water I sit by the water Watch it go by I'm watching the sky Clouds going by I'm watching the sky I left my luggage at the station Didn't know how to say goodbye I walked away from all the fury and the madness And the fury and the madness And the fury and the madness Woaah I smile to myself I smile to myself You're on the blind side, I'm on the other side Now I'm on the outside looking for another side Upside down side, I'm still lucid Maybe crazy but I'm not stupid Try to get out, the parking lot's full No matter, no matter What's a man going to do? One two buckle my shoe Zip my lipFireball
The golden light about you show me where you're from The magic in your eye bewitches all you gaze upon You stand up on your hill and behop all around you They wonder where you're from oh yeah They wonder where I found you Oh my love it's a long way Where you're from it's a long way I tried to understand you, I tried to love you right The way you smile and touch me always sets my heart alight Your lips are like a fire burning through my soul And people ask me where you're from They really wanna know Oh my soul it's a long way Where you're from it's a long way Magic woman wreckin' up my soul Things you tell me have never been told Magic woman I don't know Electric before me I love you so I love you so You're racing like a fireball dancing like a ghost You're gemini and I don't know which one I like the most My head is getting broken and my mind is getting bust But now I'm coming with you down the road of golden dust Oh my love it's a long way Where you're from it's a long waySometimes I Feel Like Screaming
While you were out... the message says You left a number an' I tried to call But they wrote it down in a perfect Spanish scrawl Perfect Spanish scrawl Yet again, I'm missing you King size bed in a hotel someplace I hear your name, I see your face I see your face Yeah... Back street dolls and the side door Johnnies Wide eyed boys with their bags full of money Back in the alley going bang to the wall Tied to the tail of a midnight crawl Heaven wouldn't be so high, I know If the times gone by hadn't been so low Best laid plans come apart at the seams Shatter all my dreams Sometimes I feel like screaming, close my eyes It's times like this my head goes down The only thing I know is the name of this town Name of this town Yet again, I'm missing you Won't be long, I'm coming home 'Til that distant time, I'll be moving on I'll be moving on Back street dolls and the side door Johnnies And the wide eyed boys with their bags full of money Back in the alley going bang to the wall Tied to the tail of a midnight crawl Heaven wouldn't be so high, I know If the times gone by hadn't been so low Best laid plans come apart at the seams Shatter my dreams It's all in the mind Ouh it's all in the mind It's all in the mind It's all in the mind Ouh Back street dolls and the side door Johnnies It's all in the mind Wide eyed boys with their bags full of money Back in the alley going bang to the wall Aaah... Tied to the tail of a midnight crawl Heaven wouldn't be so high, I know All in the mind If the times gone by hadn't been so low Best laid plans come apart at the seams Aaah... Shatter my dreamsGuitar Solo
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